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STITCH INFINITY [30 Apr 2010|10:21pm]
SO IT IS ABOUT TIME THIS EXISTED.

Say hello, please, to that post for Ishida Uryuu and my interpretation of him. Comments, questions, issues, they all go here! Constructive criticism is extremely welcome!

Below the cut, you will discover the joy of alternative contact methods.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS GO ON RICKI LAKE )



Anonymous comments are a go, and everything's screened.
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TWELVE: [15 Jul 2009|02:02am]
[ooc: UHHH anyone prone to seizures should skip this post??]

[Private]

As the accountant and occasional forced recruit on particular assignments, I do not see why I must also publicize.

I am not paid enough for this.

And I will find whoever baked my color coordinated sharpies into that abysmal cake.

[/Private]


ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF THE CITY!

Has THIS ever happened to you?

Nothing ruins a casual drive more than the an unwelcome Backstreet Driver!

Needless to say, THIS will put a damper on anyone's afternoon!

Yes, folks --

THE SPIRITS ARE AMONG US!



SHINIGAMI, INC.


If you have a ghost problem, we will help you! Spirit slayers, ghost busters, vanquishers of the vile! Shinigami, Inc. is here to make you comfortable in this world, while keeping the other one out of it! Spirits are among us, but not for long.

Give us a call at 1-888-555-SHINIGAMI.

EXT. 666 TO SPEAK WITH MADAM FRITTOTA FOR ALL YOUR DIVINING NEEDS. Financed by Kuchiki Corp.




I trust that is sufficient, Urahara-sama?



EDIT LMAO: [THIS IS ON ICHIGO'S COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE RETURNS FROM THE REST ROOM]




[ooc: Bed time! I'll get to you cool cats tomorrow 8)]
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ELEVEN: [30 Jun 2009|12:53pm]
[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[See Ishida Uryuu. See him walk through the aisles of the local crafts shop. How you are seeing this so clearly is obviously A MYSTERY since his device is in his bag. See him reach a button aisle. See his jaw clench, his shoulders go back, and with resolve, him enter the aisle.

See Ishida Uryuu collapse in a dead faint.]



[ooc: SECRET WEAKNESS IS BUTTONS. Now someone humor me and come to his rescue 8)]
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TEN: [05 Jun 2009|12:29am]
[Filtered from Kurotsuchis]

Given the nature of this City, in that everything seems manufactured to a purpose rather than random; given that the sky can hardly be a sky, with the barrier within it; one must wonder what this shower heralds.

But, in the meantime ... it is pretty. Has anyone a telescope?


Filtered to Inoue-san || Unhackable )


[ooc: PS SORRY AGAIN FOR MY FAIL LAST POST. Teach me to post before three days straight of work alskdm]
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NINE: [30 May 2009|01:35am]
[FOREVER FILTERED FROM KUROTSUCHIS]

It's too bad.

I had quite intended to avoid this thing entirely for - well, forever. I found myself tired of the network and all that entailed. I find that I was quite successful - there is, after all, more than enough with which to occupy oneself outside of it. I put in an excessive amount of hours at work, and with the funds, purchased material, and set about further improving my rate of stitch.

Well, therein lies the issue. I have over the course of this month found myself attracted to designing a certain number of items which I have absolutely no use for myself. I thought to present a few to the public.

First come first serve, I suppose. I am quite able to alter to size.

THE DRESSES AND SUCH - NOT ICLY CUT )

I am pleased to report that I am certainly improving. Just look at all those buttons.


[ooc: IGNORE THE WATERMARKS ISHIDA URYUU DESIGNED THOSE YES REALLY SHUT UP.]
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EIGHT: [02 May 2009|07:05pm]
[PRIVATE | NOTES OF AN EX-BOYFRIEND | SHOULD BE UNHACKABLE BUT ... IT AIN'T 8)]

To-Do List

- Trip Walker-san at all and every opportunity
- Say something nice to Kurosaki at least once a week month
- Send Kurosaki something nice and anonymous!
- Sneak into Kuchiki-san's room. Adjust all clothing seams to be either one size too small or three sizes too large
- Send Walker-san stamps courtesy of the City Post with poisoned glue
- Mail Kuchiki-san Bunny-shaped pez dispenser with arsenic in pez
- Point out at every opportunity how short and childlike Kuchiki-san is, for example,
"How often does she raid your dear sister's closet, Kurosaki?"

- Point out the ridiculous shade of Walker-san's hair as often as possible, but without making it seem as if his and Kurosaki's bizarre hair colours make them in some way destined
- Bake cupcakes. Frost them with superglue laced icing. Send to Walker-san and Kuchiki-san.


All of it. I have labored and slaved and done all of it! And yet, I still -- I still --

Well! If I cannot be happy, then no one can.
[/Private]


Doumeki-san, Watanuki-san, I would like to discuss something with you~.


[ooc: Ichigo's Ex-Boyfriend WANTS. HIM. BACK. And, something else, too. 8)]
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SEVEN: [23 Apr 2009|12:04am]
Private || Certainly Unhackable )

Private to Inoue-san | Unhackable )

[FILTERED AGAINST BOTH KUROTSUCHIS & UNHACKABLE]


It took some time, but full agility and ability has returned to my fingers. My rate of stitch has reached its former height. I have also managed to secure employment, at two separate locations.

That's all.


[ooc: OH AND PS everyone who replied to his warning post, I'm super sorry if I never got to you.. My computer did its freak out :| and then it was way too late.]
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SIX: [10 Apr 2009|12:53am]
[FILTERED AGAINST KUROTSUCHI MAYURI AND KUROTSUCHI NEMU || UNHACKABLE]

URGENT. READ THIS MESSAGE.

Any citizen with any talent or ability that is in the least abnormal should heed these words. If you are anything but an average human, pay attention.

A "man" called Kurotsuchi Mayuri has entered the City.

He is insane, sadistic, and absolutely without morals. In the name of science and his own insatiable curiosity, he will do anything to seize test subjects and dissect. Do not trust his lieutenant and daughter, Kurotsuchi Nemu. As of his entrance, she will do only as he says.

It would behoove you not to stand out, to refrain from publicly discussing or commenting on whatever makes you more than average.

And the police may want to keep an eye on him - or don't wonder at an increase in disappearances.
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FIVE: [07 Apr 2009|03:47pm]
Forgive how asinine this question is:

Do limbs and other missing pieces of body or possession frequently regenerate in this place without outside interference?

If, as is obvious, not, what might cause such a phenomenom?

It feels so queer; the skin so ugly

...

On that note, Rockbell-san, I must apologize. This does not seem to be a curse. I no longer require your services. I will pay for any trouble caused or expenses incurred.
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FOUR: [06 Apr 2009|12:37am]
[THERE IS A SOME STATIC- AN INTERVAL OF A FEW SECONDS WHEN THE DEVICE TOOK IT UPON ITSELF TO START RECORDING SOUND, BUT HE NOTICED IMMEDIATELY --

Not that his swift handling prevented the recording of labored breathing and a bit of a stagger. All the rest text.]


Private || Exceedingly Difficult to Hack )

I have been lucky this weekend.

If anyone else is affected by any curse as of Monday, April 6th, do me the unusual favor of letting me know here.


[ooc: It ain't simple to grow back an arm. ]
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THREE: [01 Apr 2009|02:36am]
I've read about this. One must assume that such a tremendous influx is abnormal. If I must feel inclined to post, and if I must be accosted, do note that I will not be expected to reply - to any of you.

I have things to address, that said:

First, no, I will be making no comment on the school nonsense.

Second, Rockbell-san and Haruno-san -- we should further discuss what was last approached.

Third, if there is a point to it today: I am seeking employment. There may seem to be drawbacks, but I assure you, I am quite capable despite... appearances.


[ooc: HE'S PRETTY MUCH up to date so anything goes kiddos]
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TWO: [24 Mar 2009|01:34am]
Healers of the City, or those who practice medicine beyond that of the twenty-first century, I would like a word.

Also with Doumeki Shizuka.


I am also interested in this: according to the guide, only 67% of those who answered the polls say there are no exits. 23% say there is at least one, with 8% for two, and 2% for three. According to Kurotsuchi-san, I left and returned more than once in my so-called precious stay.

Those who left, and remember it, how did you leave?
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ONE: [21 Mar 2009|11:32pm]
[Voice Post]

[Sounding awfully calm, if exceptionally forced]

I understand that this device connects to a network.

...

I also understand that this ... city is not the place I was a moment before. I require an immediate explanation, especially in regard to the exit.

And if someone could explain how Kurosaki Ichigo is here, as he was, and where he is, I would be obliged.
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Stitch #88 [02 Feb 2009|11:40pm]
I'd been trying to resist, but it's become unbearable, and I actually have little problem with this:

ONE OF A TIME OFFER:

SEWING COMMISSIONS:


CLOTHING
ACCESSORIES
FURNISHINGS
ETC.


I think it more than fair to say I've improved quite a bit in my time in the City; I've had little else to devote myself to, my job aside.

A fair limit ought to be ... five slots?
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Stitch # 87: [28 Jan 2009|08:06pm]
It is only for twenty-four hours.

I do wonder why everyone feels obliged to post his immediate, explosive reaction to it. It only makes you look ridiculous, as this is hardly anything to --

[TOTALLY not intended VIDEO POST CUTS HERE]

[And lo', but Ishida Uryuu is wearing THIS and still blushing and not quite filling it properly but now eating his words as] --

W-what are you doing, I didn't turn that on, you can't --

[STRANGLED CRY AS HE TRIES TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DUCK OUT OF VIEW, TURN OFF THE MACHINE, AND COVER UP, ACCOMPLISHING IN HIS CURSED SPAZITUDE ... TRIPPING BACK OVER THE CHAIR AND TO THE FLOOR.

Not his best, uh, life.]


[ooc: OK BED TIME ILUALL gnight]
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Stitch # 86: [16 Jan 2009|07:49pm]
Just shut up, shut up and be grateful.

All of you.


[ooc: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, anyone? 8) Last time this curse rolled around, he was affected~ ... and menstruating. ]
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Stitch #85. [10 Dec 2008|09:30pm]
I, as have plenty of others, have seen this before.

I will not allow a curse to dictate my life; my inexplicable absence of white thread, to say the least, requires a trip.

What I will demand is this: regardless of whether or not you see a sprig, if you see me, keep a wide berth. I certainly will do the same.


OOC tl;dr because lol we out )
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Stitch #84. [08 Dec 2008|09:13pm]
[voice post - accidental of course - the distant, muffled sound of footsteps, a door opening, perhaps the creaking of weight shifting in a chair]

...

I want... my powers back.

[silence]

I swear that...

I will never have anything to do with the shinigami or their friends ever again.

[The silence is longer now. Then, in a small, strange voice-]

Ah... yes. I ---

[Terminated connection.]
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Stitch #83. [25 Nov 2008|12:07am]
... thank the Quincy that's over.

Why anybody with any experience subjects themself to the abuse by posting before midnight of the following day, I'll never know. And as to the curse before it - as ever, mum's the word.

Doumeki-san, let's take this opportunity to visit the supermarket?

We're out of milk.


[ooc: OH, anything goes.]
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Stitch #82. [04 Nov 2008|06:50pm]
I had, of course, absolutely no intention of making an appearance at that ball. However, it occurred to me that as Doumeki-san began to improve, it would be something nice, so entirely for his sake, I attended. It also gave me a very good excuse to bow out as early as I liked.

I did not strive to be recognized, but this was my mask.

As ever, the City has a talent for bastardizing, with All Souls Day being no exception- and late.

And when I'm left with only comments on curses, or the lack thereof, then ...

Well. I might as well actually try this out.

What is the opinion of the majority on establishing laws?

Private | Unhackable )

Private to Arisawa Tatsuki )
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