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[30 Apr 2010|10:21pm] |
SO IT IS ABOUT TIME THIS EXISTED.
Say hello, please, to that post for Ishida Uryuu and my interpretation of him. Comments, questions, issues, they all go here! Constructive criticism is extremely welcome!
Below the cut, you will discover the joy of alternative contact methods.
( YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS GO ON RICKI LAKE )
Anonymous comments are a go, and everything's screened.
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| TWENTY-EIGHT: |
[27 Jan 2010|03:33pm] |
Has there been any proper investigation of what occurred last Friday?
By which I mean the rampage of a four-legged beast whose eyes (or, I assume it was the eyes) were able to transport individuals to a bizarre version of the City.
Any explanation of the second city would also be welcome.
[ooc: O HAY... IT IS TIME FOR SECRET ADMIRING, YISS? Don't ask how these were completed today. Let's assume he had these finished for anonymous selling in an anonymous shop, when the curse struck and he performed last minute adjustments, k.
IN PACKAGES LIKE THESE, LEFT ANONYMOUSLY AT YOUR DOORS:
KATE BISHOP: THIS
CLAIRE BENNET: THIS
ARISAWA TATSUKI: THIS
KUROTSUCHI NEMU: THIS
KUCHIKI RUKIA: THIS
... No Inoue Orihime because... little does he know/acknowledge, he actually uh, yes. Also, feel free to leave him things, too... lolasif. ]
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| TWENTY-SEVEN: |
[21 Jan 2010|11:16pm] |
[IT BEGINS AS AUDIO. HIGHLY IRRITATED AUDIO.]
Midnight cannot come soon enough. Not that I, of course, am--
No, Kuki--
[SUP, VIDEO FLICKERS ON.
WHY? BECAUSE A CAT LASHED AT THE DEVICE. WHAT, NO, ISHIDA URYU DOES NOT CUDDLE WITH CATS OR EXPRESS ANY AFFECTION BEYOND THAT OF A SLOW STROKE ALONG A FELINE'S BACK AS IT, PERHAPS, PERCHES BY HIS LAP AS HE READS A THICK VOLUME... NO WAY, NOT EVER.
Except it sure looks like maybe he does, surely a fluke, for there is a very annoyed cat awkwardly pressed against Uryuu's shoulder by an arm well-cramped by its inability to uncurl from the cat.
There are also scratches, fresh and red, on his neck, chin, and tears in his shirt. HEY NOW... Kukiko likes him. But not enough to be stuck for ten+ hours.
Uryuu lunges. VIDEO OFF. AND SOUNDS FOR THAT MATTER.]
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| TWENTY-SIX |
[31 Dec 2009|10:04pm] |
This isn't-- why would he even
What will you be getting?
If you're wondering how those images might be read as encouraging, the simple answer is this: they are not. Not at all.
However, if no one volunteers him or herself, Hamlet will be left a mile into the forest.
Yes, I am that heartless. Kukiko supports me entirely.
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| TWENTY-FIVE |
[12 Dec 2009|10:52pm] |
[ALL ACTION, ALL THE TIME.
Once, this curse was old, familiar, but no less nettlesome to Ishida Uryuu. He had gone and returned without those memories - but that did not make him naive. Practicality demanded a search of the network each day. He had had the opening shift at the crafts shop, but happily the devices were portable.
With a careful schedule adjustment (made easier by another person calling out, not unexpected from the hypochondriac), Uryuu made sure he closed, too.
SCENE: Late, enough that the streets are emptier, and he looks (a little) less ridiculous making use of shadows and slinking his way home.]
[OOC; FFFF GOODNIGHT see ya sunday evening est ;)]
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| TWENTY-FOUR |
[07 Dec 2009|08:06pm] |
[AUDIO- POINTED, VERY CLEAR AUDIO, BECAUSE HE IS SPEAKING THIS SO THAT SOMEONE CAN HEAR EVERY WORD. THERE IS A NOT SO FAINT CLAMOR IN THE BACKGROUND. LIKE THAT OF MORON ATTACKING DOOR]
I would like to make this very clear--
At no point in time did I think that the "tear" in the barrier would in fact lead to freedom and the return to my world. It was too flawed a proposal; after all, the fountain claims to reflect a reality as well.
That said, I was unable to thoroughly examine the other side before being plunged into this place-- so, should the subject ever rise again,
I did not willingly set foot into Kurosaki's bedroom.
I do not presume to speak for Kuchiki-san.
By the way, Kurosaki, you might want to listen to me after all, given that the popular network opinion is don't open the do-
[OMINOUSLY CUT OFF BY UH, IDK, DOOR BREAKAGE.]
[ooc: fffffff ... yis. OK some circus animal was harassing one of hie neighbors, that is the story as to ishida in the room, believe it mmk]
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| TWENTY-THREE |
[06 Nov 2009|05:26pm] |
( PRIVATE || UNHACKABLE )
As yesterday was cursed, it was logical that today would be "normal". I've been fortunate thus far this month, though I will note that it was frustrating trying to work yesterday. Simply because one is difficult to identify at the time, doesn't mean thievery is permissible - nor that I am any less attentive.
And all those who failed to realize that the City would pull some rug out from under them afterward are, frankly, morons.
[ooc: BACKDATED TO LIKE idk afternoon, lol had to cook and.... passed out. AND HE IS STUDIOUSLY NOT MENTIONING THAT TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY BECAUSE ... BECAUSE. BUT HIS MUN MAY HAVE BEEN VERY OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT RECENTLY SRY GAIZZZ]
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| TWENTY-TWO |
[31 Oct 2009|02:30am] |
I know better by now than to make myself at all available during this particular curse. I do not even feel compelled to post. I am posting, however, should there be multiple Inoue-sans again to assist those visiting from my world, should they need it. Shinigami had better look somewhere else.
Also, though today is Halloween, I will not be "dressing up". However, I do have candy. I will open my door only for costumed children.
No, I'm not about to publicly share my apartment number today. Nor am I obligated to respond to any of you.
[ooc: OOOKAY this is forward dated to like, 10 AM on Sat. UHHH my weekend is hella busy so this was the best time I could see to post this... b-but I-I had to, just in case... WELL WE'LL SEE ♥ BUT I'LL GET BACK TO COMMENTS BY SUNDAY NIGHT DAHLINGS]
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| TWENTY-ONE |
[25 Oct 2009|11:58pm] |
[AUDIO - ACCIDENTAL FIRST]
SENSEIIII?
Sensei? ... Is this hide-and-seek? Did you bring me to a carnival? But my birthday isn't for... and why have me put on this lame uniform? He's made his reiatsu too low, sensei! I can't feel him at all, and-
Oh? [PAUSE- CONNECTION TERMINATED]
[CONNECTION RENEWED, AUDIO RESUMES]
Excuse me, my name is Ishida Uryuu. I apologize if you heard anything, this device may have been recording. She said this was where to do this...
I'm sure I'm lost. Has anybody seen an elderly man? He's my grandfather, and he has a white beard and frizzy white hair. He might be wearing a weird white outfit. His name is Ishida Souken... um, I guess... if you don't know him, and you know where Karakura Hospital is, then I could...
Only, father won' be...
Thank you.
[OOC: BACKDATED TO A REASONABLE HOUR SOB, SOB, WHAT IS MY WORK AND SLEEP LIFE]
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| TWENTY: |
[23 Oct 2009|01:26am] |
I trust that you have all seen the advertisements?
Needless to say, if you miss this show, you'd better not show your face for the next five years. As an added bonus, we'll be previewing our newest song, lyrics by yours truly: "Will You Be My Enemy?"
come with me, wasted but wanted
doesn't smile much anymore but
making good relations, ok?
in a twelve-tone rendezvous
why do you eat it? the pink cheeked parakeet
why do you eat it? microcrack- leechbombs and mom
your one-sided sympathy
they died for vengeance but
spirits ain't always with us
crossing the rubicon
(talk about your fear)
a hero is always with me
why do you eat it? the nameless boy
why do you eat it? the baboon king
second contact
it was beyond the scope of our understanding
shake hands with grenades
will you be my enemy?
karneades back to back, so unlucky we are
will you be my
two men are burning
will you be my enemy?
It needs work, however, that is the version to be previewed.
[ooc: BACKDATED BECAUSE I HAD TO USE THE ICON OKAY. Also? All of those lyrics are chapter titles I KID YOU NOT.]
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| NINETEEN; |
[02 Oct 2009|04:10pm] |
As interesting as the riddle was and is, why should I really care about "bringing to justice" the perpetrators behind the so-called game?
All involved were moronic enough to trust in something impossible. And yet, Vivio-san I've little inclination to really involve myself in this City's trouble, as I've more than enough waiting for me in my world.
As eager as I am to escape this prison, it is difficult to forget that what I will be returning to is a hole through my chest, short half an arm.
Both very useful reminders that I wasn't strong enough. Yet again, and eventually Which, I'm sure, Ryuuken will only be too happy to reinforce.
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| EIGHTEEN: |
[30 Sep 2009|08:58pm] |
The game is over, is it? Then, who is the victor?
However embarrassing you may or may not have acted yesterday, I do think the string of murders to be slightly more important.
The citizens may want to reconsider having disbanded the police force. Especially if October turns out to be as dangerous as some say.
... In other news, the kittens are growing well. I think they've taken to Inoue-san's names, which is unfortunate.
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| SEVENTEEN: |
[23 Sep 2009|01:55am] |
[VIDEO SNAPS ON. SEE AN URYUU WITH VERY POORLY DISGUISED IRRITATION. WEARING AN APRON.]
I have a very serious bone to pick with the Veterinary Clinic in this City. And this is why:
[VIDEO SWINGS TO:]
Are you, perhaps, thinking, "Oh! How Cute?" Well, stop..
[Video swings back. He is holding up a document. One should be able to very clearly read that a female cat belonging to Ishida Uryuu, named Kukiko, was SPAYED almost a year ago.]
As any responsible pet owner would, during my previous stay I obviously saw to it that Kukiko was spayed. Imagine my surprise when, instead of merely having gained some weight, she suddenly gives birth.
I don't want kittens, but I do want my money back.
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| SIXTEEN: |
[31 Aug 2009|11:44pm] |
[Filtered UNHACKABLE from the enemy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. If you don't, uh, Arrancar and shit. - ALSO FILTERED FROM INOUE ORIHIME DUH.]
Considering the company we keep, I imagine no one else
Not that I
Arisawa-san would But that is hardly why
Inoue Orihime's birthday will be on Thursday, September 3rd.
I thought I would save all concerned the embarrassment and inconsideration of not realizing it. That means you, Kurosaki.
[ooc: and o, hay, well, if someone else wanted to imply that maybe he wants you to throw a party ... it just isn't Ishida's THING, you know... ]
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| FIFTEEN: |
[10 Aug 2009|01:55am] |
I must say that I did take a little longer than is my usual to adjust to this place. I have a truly exceptional record when it comes to recovering from jet lag, and an even better one to adapting to different environments. After all, there is much that can be gleaned from Berlin as well as Tokyo and, we mustn't forget, Manhattan.
But, really, putting me here without any of my beautifying products? And certainly, my so-called closet is filled with these drab, boring things. So last decade. My first thought was to blame Urahara, as this is precisely his sort of sabotage and nothing like my brilliant plans to spark some life into my models, no, not at all.
And this city is a very poor excuse for a city. These buildings, darlings! It's ghastly. And what some of you are wearing. I do have things I'd rather be doing, of course, and obligations to meet, but if I must stay, then I will offer my services.
Not only am I a genius, but I am fierce.
You may call me Ishida Uryuu, by the way, or Kubo Tite. Yes, yes: the designer of BLEACH.
[ooc: SORRY UH BACKDATED TO CURSE WEEKEND. Blame Britt. ): Look it's Sunday in Cali, OKAY? Blah blah HERE for info and apparently somewhat here. ]
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| FOURTEEN: |
[26 Jul 2009|10:42pm] |
[ OFF NETWORK / ACTION FOR THE OT3 ]
[ Left outside the shounen 'tard apartment are a few wrapped packaged. Yes, wrapped. One tagged for Renji ( A pillow), one for Ichigo (duh), and two palm-sized pillows for Rukia. Her package also includes a note entrusting the defense of the first two items to her. OH AND THIS PORTABLE SEWING KIT for Allen, with the note, "Practice Practice Practice!" ]
[ As he returns to his apartment, Uryuu handles the door knob with relief. How embarrassing - how ridiculous. Having been barely able to move his fingers for days, having to call in sick to the crafts store! Because he had been moronic while not sleeping, and sewed to the point of damage. Having to thus delay the completion of what Kuchiki-san had asked!
Really. He shifts his sack of groceries from arm to arm, and encourages the door open with his foot. Kukiko slides against his ankle as he steps inside.]
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| THIRTEEN: |
[20 Jul 2009|08:21pm] |
( Private | Unhackable )
Most of us have a little more time. But, idle hands...
A pillow, I think.
I'm less certain of what to do with this one.
[ooc: THE ANIME AGREES, and you know it's true. ]
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| TWELVE: |
[15 Jul 2009|02:02am] |
[ooc: UHHH anyone prone to seizures should skip this post??]
[Private]
As the accountant and occasional forced recruit on particular assignments, I do not see why I must also publicize.
I am not paid enough for this.
And I will find whoever baked my color coordinated sharpies into that abysmal cake.
[/Private]
ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF THE CITY!
Has THIS ever happened to you?
Nothing ruins a casual drive more than the an unwelcome Backstreet Driver!
Needless to say, THIS will put a damper on anyone's afternoon!
Yes, folks --
THE SPIRITS ARE AMONG US!
SHINIGAMI, INC.
If you have a ghost problem, we will help you! Spirit slayers, ghost busters, vanquishers of the vile! Shinigami, Inc. is here to make you comfortable in this world, while keeping the other one out of it! Spirits are among us, but not for long.
Give us a call at 1-888-555-SHINIGAMI.
EXT. 666 TO SPEAK WITH MADAM FRITTOTA FOR ALL YOUR DIVINING NEEDS. Financed by Kuchiki Corp.
I trust that is sufficient, Urahara-sama?
EDIT LMAO: [THIS IS ON ICHIGO'S COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE RETURNS FROM THE REST ROOM]
 
[ooc: Bed time! I'll get to you cool cats tomorrow 8)]
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